Breaking News: Man Solves All Debates After Discovering “The Truth Is Always In The Middle.” —— Carl Centerpoint of Sometown, Oklahoma gained viral attention this week after demonstrating he could solve any debate. To test this claim, two men fighting over whether one stole the other’s wallet asked Carl to solve their debate. “Have you ever considered,” said Carl looking gravely at the men on either side of him, “that the answer lies somewhere in the middle?” Both men told reporters later that they immediately reconciled after Carl revealed the real problem. Further anecdotal evidence came from a former ‘water is wet’ supporter, Ginger Teaborn, who said Carl convinced her that the truth was in the middle. “Clearly,” she said with a posh British accent, “water is both wet and not wet and anybody who says otherwise is a dogmatic ideologue incapable of reason.” Her friends report she won’t hear another word of evidence on the subject out of disdain for extremism. “She told me the debate was so unimportant to her that she was willing to violently eject me from her house if I even hinted at the subject.” Said Ginger’s friend Varsha Speakolot. Meanwhile, Carl is hoping to arrange a meeting with American and Chinese leaders to solve all of their issues with his magical 7 word cure.
Hi everyone! Please join my group called Truth Be Told!!!😊😉👍
I'm JJ for those of you who knew me
hey guys my old acc was deleted with all of my groups and posts
hey guys. I have to leave the app… my parents want me to just use this app for Bible memory. sorry!! I might be back but prolly not so bless y’all. 🙏🏼😕🙃
How did I not know that 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😭😂
ducks, the ultimate animals: they can walk, swim, AND fly🦆
i’m not a duck either as far as ik
the one with the funny duck as the app cover
ur name is not a white ass name 😂
mine is js a white ass name
you should be proud like how many Angelina Otabil Addos are there in the world🤣
no my real name is Angelina Otabil Addo 😭😭🥲🥲🥲
I mean come on Otabil😭 Addo 😤😤
Well at least its not Angel Otabil Addo 😒
Really 🤨I like it 😂 suits ur personality.... I think
MattyjBrown will return with more depressing insights about life
the only things in life that are certain.
Ah but Google is all knowing and has the knowledge of thousands of language sites critiqued to the most accurate measurement as to thereby cease to concur offence onto all languages and nations thus maintaining a masquerade of formality and novature between the western world and the other indigenous races of our planet
Google is slightly superior than me though…
See y’all underestimate the extended catalogues of mine own cerebral extension thus consequently resulting in an outburst of thesauri plus the added benefits of my vocabulary containing all words pertaining to every such conversation and opportunity that previously mentioned brain is desired for
Yours truly is currently in the extensive process of expounding my dialogue therefore ensuring that I deliver my subject points across to all of mine own buddies
how art thou, all minest chummiest acquaintances
(watching from a distance) “I’m not here.” 🫣
sorry Angel lol it was 10:30 pm
Yeah me either plus I already read it
bam 💥 that work out perfectly
(silence)(wind rushing through, but not a single other noise audible) “HELLO?” (HELLO)(hello)(h l o)(he)(…)Matt hangs his head and trudges away in silence, in a desperate search for an active group.
Hey guys! join my group Feather Pillows! See you there soon!😌😉😎
brooo what kinda name is thatttt !!!!
it’s called Angel and Demon
hey Matt can we have a group
